Product Personals – Shopping For Love this Valentine’s Day

Posted on February 6, 2012 by Nicholas Passalis-Bain

Nextag is playing cupid this Valentine’s Day! Browse these personal ads and find the perfect gift to show your love!

Product Personal Ads

“I Love You” Heart Teddy Bear

“I just want someone to hold me at night”

Body type: Fuzzy

Demeanor: Loveable

Hobbies: Hugging. Cuddling. Snuggling.

Interested in: Companionship, napping, imaginary adventures, being given as a gift to express your love.

Valentine’s Heart Chocolate Box

“If you find your way into my heart, there’s chocolate in it for you”

Body type: Heart-shaped and full of tasty chocolate.

Hobbies: Decadence. Deliciousness. Being assorted.

Looking for: Someone as sweet as I am who knows how to make me melt.

Life is like…: a box of me!

Necklace

“I’m looking for a girl who will wear me out”

Hobbies: Just hanging around (your neck), catching your friend’s eyes, sparkling.

Don’t hate me just because I’m…: thin, attractive, and brilliant.

Looking for: A relationship where we’re the perfect accessory for each other.

Why I’m amazing: Any woman would feel lucky to have me, I’m the perfect gift!

Paris Hilton Bonita Women’s Slip-on Dress Shoes

“Ready to slip into a relationship with a fun and flirty female who fits me perfectly”

Best features: Peep toe. Soft leather lining. Lightly cushioned leather footbed. Low price.

Likes: Loyalty. Someone who treads lightly in matters of the heart.

Dislikes: Long walks on the beach. Sorry, I’m not built for that.

The one for you…: is a girl who can walk into a whole closet of shoes and see only me.

 

KitchenAid Artisan Series 5-Quart Mixer

“I’m the kind of girl you want to get mixed up with”

Relationships: Never opened

Wants to have kids: No

Wants to make cookie dough: Yes

Exercise habits: I go spinning every chance I get

Interests: Dough. Tasty treats.

Why I’m a great date: I’ll always let you have what’s left in my bowl

Digital Photo Frame

“I’m looking for someone who can see their children in me”

Hobbies: Storing photos, reminiscing, keeping your loved ones close to your heart

Favorite hangouts: Desks. Mantles. End tables.

Favorite song or film: I love just sitting around and playing home movies

The question to ask yourself: Are you ready to share a lifetime of memories?

Coco Mademoiselle by Chanel Perfume

“I want to be with a woman as intoxicating as I am”

Best features: My attractive scent. My air of intrigue.

I’m great on a date because…: I’m my own aphrodisiac

Extrovert or Introvert?: I’m usually pretty bottled up, but bring me to a party and I’ll get everyone’s attention

Why you should stay the night: Forget coffee, wouldn’t you rather wake up and smell me?

“An Evening Of Indulgence” Valentine’s Day Gift Basket

“Yes, I do think I’m a gift to women”

How I’m misunderstood: Some people think I’m full of it. All I’m full of is tasty treats!

Best Features: Chocolates. Truffles. Champagne.

A Great Date: A romantic picnic for two

A Better Date: The same, but you add my optional hand-delivered roses

After your date she’ll be thinking…: “I didn’t know he had that in him.”

Robert Mondavi Moscato D’oro Wine

“Pop me open for an enchanting evening with a peppery finish”

Body type: Robust, yet playful

The love of my life must have…: A sophisticated palate

The question I want you asking: Is that a hint of berry?

The perfect date: You pick me up. Throughout the evening you swirl me around, liberating my aromas. Then you just hold me and breathe me in. Even though it’s the first date, you take a sip. I leave you with my aftertaste enticing you for more.

My naughtiest secret: It is berry.

 

-Nic-
NextagNews Blog

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